/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8781015

>he puts semen on all the food

ok bud, nice meme, but lets do the math.

The average fast food restaurant of Chick-fil-a caliber serves between 150-250 people a day. Lets call it 200.

As you said, he puts semen on all of the food.

That is 200 separate orders, which could consist of a number of individual items, and I would estimate that (if you discount drinks which would be almost impossible to put semen into as they are filled directly from the fountain machine) we are dealing with nearly 400 individual items served every day. Just to go easy on you, we will treat meal orders which consist of an entree and one or more sides as a single item, i.e. he only has to put semen on one element of the meal order.

He probably only works half of the operational time of the restaurant per day, so he probably only has access to about 100 items of food, but as you said he puts semen on all of it, or at least all that he has access to.

In short, 100 things to put semen on.

The average males maximum semen production and ejaculation ability in a day is about 20 ml, but that is redlining your semen production abilities and is simply unsustainable. We will say the gay man in question is producing 15 ml per day in ejaculate (and that is being very generous). 15 ml comes out to almost exactly 1 tablespoon.

Now that we have the numbers lets just think about the frankly absurd proposition you have made.

This supposed acquaintance of yours is dividing a tablespoon of liquid over 100+ items ever day he is working. He would literally have to apply the semen with a fucking q-tip. To measure the amount of semen applied to each item metrically, I would need to use microliters.

And my order is a Chick fil a sandwich with no pickles, a hundredth of a tablespoon of semen, and honey mustard sauce. Sprite to drink.