/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12308779
Now you’ve intrigued me. I need to try this.

>>12273211
Damn.

>>12266798
My Nigga

>not catching your fish with a sword

I LOVE spicy food.

But some of the stuff they put out now that I'm not sure it should be fit for human consumption.

>>11773977
Let me guess you are someone whos never went a day outside of a school and now thinks hes a crusader of all the moral justice theyve given the privlege of teaching him?

Because I know exactly what farmers ae doing and its not what you think it is. They are pouring roundup on their crops, killing the soil with fertilizers and pesticides and then letting it all wash away with the winter rains. Have even stepped foot on a farm before? Wanna know how I know you havent?

And a bunch of millionaires having group meetings about whats bad and whats good doesnt mean shit, I dont care if these "experts" know that its bad, they still let it slide and deflect like the manchildren they are. Maybe you know stop crying about the big evil pol and go talk to someone who isnt a cosmopolitan homo for once in your life you would get a fucking clue about reality.

>>11746483
you are the one talking about cocks constantly you fucking child

>>8373044
>you would know
You really believe it's worth it; price, effort, and taste?
You really think it wouldn't be cheaper to just have them grind the coffee on base?

I need you guys at my finest hour.

Long story short, I have been with a girl for 8 years (we have a 5 year old boy). We broke up 5 mos ago and went no contact minus the child I get on the weekends. It's Christmas time and she has agreed to let me cook for them and "watch an xmas movie". This is my chance. Here's where I need you.

She is on a Keto diet, what should I make? Needs to be decently special. Thanks :)

>>7150974
>The item you've requested is not currently available in the Canadian store.
eat my ass pepsi

>>6641579
your mom is retarded, there is literally nothing wrong with GMOs. Millions would have died long ago if we didn't modify crops to wield more to be able to feed more people. If you hate GMOs, you are literally hating poorer people having food to eat.

>>6549920
>skittles and chocolate

>>6385633
well just a few things I noticed, there may be more

>starts off making her tomato sauce by using literal cans of tomato sauce
If you look at Contadina tomato sauce ingredients, it already has garlic, onion and salt in it because it's already premade fucking tomato sauce. Marie is just making adulterated sauce with a bunch of oil.
>Gross ass wilted basil leaves
>Puts cooking oil into sauce for "flavor"
>She doesn't measure onion and garlic power, does it by way of surface area of sauce.
>Uses powdered onion and garlic AND fresh garlic and onion
>Chops onion and garlic in a horrid display of amateurism.
>Says approximately way too fucking much "I'm setting it at approx. level 7."
>Random fucking "We'll be right back!" interstitial.
> Later says to strain out oil
>Strains out onions basil and garlic
Not to mention she's a smug hag with a punchable face.

>>6363703
>>6363710
>ketchup
>in a jar

>>5645906

>still believing that hoary old sugar=hangover myth

Sugar only gives you a hangover because it's more palatable, so you end up drinking a lot more of it than you would have otherwise.

>>5603821

>Buying Indo coffee
>He didn't buy luwak