/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20163694
Wait. Mexico isn't part of South America?

>>19479141
what about a $60 coffee machine?

I need to get rid of some blueberries before they go bad. What can I make with blue berries

>>18546003
holy shit better cancel by "test kitchen" thread then

>>18169771
oh yeah well if there are denatured proteins then that pretty much settles it i know what you mean haha

Hi /ck/
It's my momma's birthday today!
And I haven't bought shit!
I still have time to make some food to at least show her affection and that I do care about her.
But I'm retarded when it comes to cooking! Help me please
I have :
- Eggs
- 5 small bananas (not very ripe though)
- cocoa powder
- chocolate chips
- wheat flour
- baking yeast

If it's good I will tell her it's a gift of 4chan too.
My plan is to make a bunch of banana/cocoa/chocolate muffins. It will just be me, her and my step-dad so I don't need to make a lot.

GUYS I WAS EATING SOME TASTY BERRIES I FOUND ON A BUSH AND SOMEONE TOLD ME THEY WERE BOISONBERRIES WTF DID I GET BOISONED?? I FEEL SICK

>Watching a facial compilation with mom
>black guy scene starts
>Mom asks if we have any organic cantaloupes

>be me
>5th grade
>had to go to a middle school building for 5th grade because fundign was shit
>the school's narc cop gave candy away
>one time he had these wafer like things that tasted like the eucharist on the outside and on the inside had sour sugar
>cant find anything like this
what the fuck was this i want more
inb4 i was given drugs

G-g-g-guys what's a super salad?

>tfw in parades all season

my feet are tired bros