/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10801437
>>10801464
>Getting viral marketing shills to out themselves

>well regarded restaurant, considered the best tap list in my city (which is a hipster mecca so that's saying something)
>weeknight, well before closing, place is mostly dead
>get good but slightly anxious service
>order an appetizer and a steak to split because we were mostly there for the beer
>almost all the beers we want are out
>get our appetizer, portion is tiny, get concerned, ask how big the steak is and what exact cut it is
>find out we ordered a $28 5oz skirt steak, get upset at ourselves and the resturaunt
>appetizer is delicious, get encouraged by prospect of an incredible 5oz skirt steak that will somehow justify the price tag
>over the next 40 minutes, watch the obviously drunk kitchen staff pour themselves the rest of the beer while waiting for our steak
>finally, watch our steak sitting in the window for 10 minutes while the waitress is on a break and none of the cooks feel like bringing it to us
>my gf, who's a waitress, is having a breakdown as i try to lobby for just walking out
>when the waitress comes back, we try to just pay for the appetizer and beer and leave
>she's practically begging us to stay and order more food, without making it clear whether we would be paying for it or not (had been there more than an hour by then and barely eaten; the place was fuckin empty the whole time); my gf is having a panic attack trying to empathize with this waitress
>eventually leave money on the table and drag my gf out
>get mcdonalds
>everyone else i know who's been to that restaurant loves it and had a great time

>>10051342
>getting baited this hard
time to stop posting