/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14728973
>shift almost over
>"hey anon, can you hold down the fort? i gotta go outside and smoke a cigarette"
>manager outside for 20 mins

>>14531761
OH NO NO NO

>>14496152
>>14496176
>niggers that cant read using a website where all you do is read and write

oh nononono

>>10376960
can't get over my oneitis from five years ago

>>9383405
I had a sexual fetish from the boss who fired me.
Yet I'm so drunk I can't remember her name.
I literally tried looking up my facebook account and her name isn't showing.
What the hell?

>>9274698
>britbongs on suicide watch

>>8643133
>culinary school
i fell for the meme as well.
I graduated from Oregon Culinary Institute.
AMA

>>8452719

>and I've never met an intelligent 4chan poster

JUST

>download the pizza bible
>try all different kinds of dough and pizza recipes
>fucking ruin all of them

who else here too /retarded/ to make a pizza

>want to cook pasta for dinner
>1 can of sauce is enough for 1 box of pasta, have 1 of each
>can't eat whole box of pasta
>sauce will go to waste if I don't use entire box of pasta

JUST

it's like how you can never buy a matching number of hotdogs and buns

>no one makes 'go 'za in my country

Post YFW It aint me starts playing

>tfw Wisconsin
>tfw Chipotle or Qdoba is as good as it gets
>tfw born in Arizona great Mexican food
>tfw lived in California for 4 years eating glorious California burritos

Life is pain.

>>7481351

>this is actually what my room looks like, on a smaller scale

>limes are $30/kg here

>Eggs in virtually every B&J recipe there is

>Anaphylaxis-levels of allergic to eggs

>my gf makes me box mac n cheese
>misreads the instructions and puts as much milk in as if all serving portions were made, not just one
>it's terrible
>we laugh about it
>great moment between us
>we were beyond in love
>that was eight years ago
>she left me after 7 years
>we were about to get married
>I went into deep depression and am now a fat fuck after trying to drink myself to death
>she is happily with another guy who looks just like me, and in the same career
>broke up with me, after dating for 7 years, over facebook
>just kill me

I an't stop laughing. When they broke those stupid chocolate eggs I couldn't contain myself.

JUST

>>7115130

>subway is too expensive
>asking sauce on a lame Pepe

I'm one of the last oldfags. Fuck it Reddit you won.

Just fuck this board up.

>>7083182

>tuna
>in pasta

He's trying to impress a bitch, not pleb her to death.

I always flew cheap stuff like ryanair
Just once I flew with Lufthansa.
The stewardess with the drink/eat cart comes through and I say no to all offers...

find out later that it is in fact all for free

mfw

>tfw canadian
JUST

>>6881575
>she represents the average American 30 years from now

>have left over steak from barbecue in fridge
>want to make delicious fajitas
>already have cheese, peppers, cilantro, lime, cumin, etc
>just need tortillas
>go to the store
>only varieties they carry are flour tortillas

just fuck my shit up