/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I feel bad for mum
Stealing food off another lads plate is shit unless you're drunk

Poor mum. It's hard knowing that you've begat a proper wanker to the world.

Hey /ck/, first time posting here.
I have a question, the singer of my duo (we make music together) is coming to my house next weekend. We are not going to have lunch, nor dinner; but I want to prepare her a snack or something in order to impress her, but here comes the problem: she is vegetarian. I don't want be like "Hurr Durr, have some lettuce"; so, can you give me some recipes to prepare creatives vegetarian snaks? I would really appreciate it.