/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>family here for the holiday
>mom insists on handling the food alone
>for a change buys fresh meat instead of the ready-meals
>ohwow
>beef joint in the oven
>rest of dinner on too
>latter done, let's check on the beef
>"oh no it's still bloody put it back for 15 minutes"
>15 minutes later
>"still too pink"
>gran says serve it anyway, rest will get cold
>both inspect meat at table "nah still too pink"
>"then let's microwave the beef joint, that'll do it!"
>snatch some for myself before cow goes to hell
>beef comes out microwave
>it wasn't pink anymore
>"that was so clever"
The state of that beef's soul before damnation? Medium Well.