/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14551437
we have south indian food in the USA, just not in flyover land where they shoot you unless your surname is "smith" or "jones"

>>14200950
Fresh mackerel is amazeballs, it's just impossible to get your hands on unless you live near the ocean
>oh but -
No. As demonstrated by the fact that you think it's "icky"

Why do people always ask for advice on fast food? How come I've never seen "hey anyone been to Blue Hill at Stone Barns? thinking about giving it a try"

And then it's loud angry stupid opinions about how it's a kike ripoff scam democrap shillary eat the bugs hoax because it costs $0.25 more than McDonalds or something

And then when they make a very slight change to a menu item like adding lettuce or avocado slices you spergs have a total psychotic breakdown and will spam the same pepe greentext story for days about how you went there and the cashier forced you to pronounce the new menu item, and it will max out with 300+ replies

MIRV the midwest yesterday please and thank you

>>14041291
I hereby volunteer to move to France to help them in this time of national tragedy
t. American who has been to both W*sconsin and France

>>14022686

Do people from Wisconsin really think nonfat milk solids, carrageenan, liquid smoke, high fructose corn syrup, salt, natural and artificial flavors, and BHT as a preservative = "cheese"?

>>12961219
Same thing. If you don't subsist off deep fried pink slime consumed from the feeding trough of your electric wheelchair you obviously hate America and have literally never even set foot here.

I've spent my whole life in Racine and have never traveled more than 2 hours driving time from my birthplace, so I know what I am talking about. If you disagree with me you are European and also probably black.

>>12918363
I'm from Wisconsin and I can confirm this is true.

Anyone who exercises an ounce of personal care and hygiene is a foreign fucking faggot and obviously hates America and has literally never set foot here.

>>12891657
At my grocery store the line goes past the beer fridge, there was a neckbeard in line behind me with his mom today, he sounded EXACTLY like every thread on /ck/, I almost started laughing
>Neckbeard: huh, KBS stouts's coming pretty soon we better get some while we can
>Mom: (having heard this routine before) oh, that's limited right? Don't you have to go to another store?
>Neckbeard: No! They have it here now, you never would of guessed, right? Gotta come early though because they get sold out
>Mom: I thought that one was very good. Didn't you say you don't like it anymore?
>Neckbeard (getting agitated): Ugh, NO, mom, that was the GOOSE ISLAND, did you get them mixed up just because they are both STOUTS? I don't like goose island because they SOLD OUT
>Mom: (obviously trying to placate son's autism). Oh, sorry! Well that IPA looks pretty darn good!
>Neckbeard (now placated): Yeah! Two Hearted is a great beer! *Smacks lips appreciatively*
>Mom: What about that one over there, that looks interesting
>Neckbeard (suddenly self conscious): Yeah, that one is called... (probably looking around neverously at all the "diversity people") well I don't know if I'm saying it right but Guy Ally? Guy Allie? I uh. I think it's some kind of sport.
>Mom: Oh yes, Jai Alai.
>Son: (Very self conscious) Right! Jai Alai. I uh. I've been meaning to get it.

>>12796002
Have another (You)

>>12793510
>Drinking wine has been socially acceptable since prohibition ended.
In the liberal bubble zone where I live it was acceptable before prohibition too. But I'm talking about the erroneously named "real-America" (pic related), where people think if you don't have the right surname you must not be a native English speaker. Places where you'll get your ass kicked for ordering anything that isn't brown.

>>12759324
So a food that is traditionally served in the shell everywhere on earth is, in the case of Japan, removed from the shell and discarded so that the shell alone can be placed empty on a plate, because... fuck if anyone knows, maybe soybean mind control or something? The diversity experiment?

This is some seriously convoluted flyover logic.

>>12759289
Flyovers should just stay in their containment states

>>12718082
No, we're just so fucking fat that we eat drive-thru as our primary source of nutrients. It's a waste of precious energy to spell the whole word out, we might be hungry if we said that all the time! Also it's not fat it's muscle, what are you a soi boi? Real men have curves. If your opinion differs from my own you are obviously a fucking faggot terrorist trying to destroy America.

>>12715041
>3 ingredients you can get at any neighborhood H-mart might as well be monkey brains and cow eyeballs and venus fly trap leaves
I am so glad I don't live in the midwest

>>12698799
Imagine actually being proud of that

>>12686272
>is infinitely more delicious than anything you can buy
Where in flyover land are you?

Am*ricans don't mind soaking their meat in bleach or selling cheese that's actually 14% shredded toilet paper, but apparently the simple and traditional act of putting an amusing trinket inside a hollow dessert as part of a seasonal festival is a Menace II Society

Daily reminder that flyover-industrial regulatory capture is why we can't have nice things

Here you go op, I got your thread started for you. /ck/ is full of poor fly*vers who can't afford fine dining and this would have died but for me; your thread will now get enough traffic because they'll argue passionately about the virtues of WIDF plastic garbage:
>>12622593
>>12622597
>>12622605
You're welcome btw.

>>12620207
Can I open up /ck/ JUST ONCE and not find some reactionary midwestern conservative shitting up the food and cooking board with his sex paranoia?

Do you ever think about anything else?

>>12607432
Planet Money did a piece on this. The government specified a set of characteristics based on the babby palate preferences of a specific food inspector. Traits that other people consider desirable were classified as flaws. So a bunch of producers bent over backwards to produce vast amounts of bland flavorless prison-tier cheese because of an autistic tendies-eating manchild who honed his refined palate on Kraft Singles.

It's kind of like a nightmare version of european PDO laws. Instead of saying "you need to make high quality stuff or you can't sell it under that name" they said "you need to make terrible stuff so you can sell it under no name". Then millions of poor flyovers developed stockholm syndrome and here we are today

>>12586094
>someone ate food that doesn't come out of a cardboard box
>RRAWWR THEY SHOULD ALL BE KILLED BY SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE MOTIVATION AND INFLUENCE THAN I
Imagine being from the mysterious land between the Hudson River and the Diablo Range

>>12541962
>Am*rican ''''beer'''''
Literally why

>>12534985
Sounds like some kind of libtard diversity shill. I've never needed to eat moldy cheese because I am not a poor minority. Only genuine Kraft singles, which has real milk in the ingredients.