/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16285109
>go away mutts

>be al/ck/
>go with then gf to see Beauty and the Beast
>drunk before we even get there
>black out before the previews are over
>don't remember a fuckin thing about that movie
>gf doesn't yet realize exactly how fucked up I am
>vaguely remember walking into shitty chinese buffet and making a heaping plate of meat
next day
>gf tells me I nearly got arrested
>says I pushed my plate off on the floor and started quoting Bane from TDKR
>says I stood up and ripped my shirt open
>says I yelled "GOTHAM... TAKE CONTROL... TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR CITY..." line
>also said "WHAT?! I'm RICH." and laid $200 down on the table
>shoved restaurant staff on my way out
>mfw she wanted me to go back there sober and apologize

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