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I went to a Italian restaurant with my brother a few months ago that fucked me up real bad.

>Order sausage with pasta
>Quality of pasta is excellent, sausage tastes a bit off
>Assume it's just cilantro or some other herb/spice doing it
>Finish my meal and pay the bill, leave for home.
>Feel fine until I went to go to sleep
>Wake up in cold sweat and not sure why
>Churning in stomach, about to be sick
>Get up and try to make it to bathroom before inevitable vomit rocket
>Fail, try to cup vomit in hands to stop it from going everywhere
>Mouth filled with meal and burst through lips and hands like a burst in a dam
>Pasta, sausage, and sauce everywhere
>Get to bathroom door is open thankfully
>Drop rest of vomit in toilet
>Clean all the shit off the walls,floors,doors,etc...
>proceed to be sick for next few days or so

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