/ck/ - Food & Cooking

He puts salt on his food but makes fun of putting sugar in coffee

>>8842248
>he doesn't believe in the grain jew

>>7866305
>he doesn't buy extra virgin peanut oil

>>6742208
>new concept
kekekkeekekek, he can't even get a job at fogo de chao

>>6454689

>he doesn't have a tortilla press

>>5661673

>one star

>>5156932
>fast food trash complaining about minorities

The Jewish conspiracy is why you're not a winner

>>4944267
>fuck sauces, they ruin food.
>never tasted meat that wasn't beef, pork, or chicken

Everyone, get a load of this guy

He probably thinks sauces come from a squirt bottle too

>>4864560
>cheap looking dad jeans

Do you even raw denim?

>colombian ahead of peruvian
>cuban ahead of any of those
>implying cuban and puerto rican are different enough to list separately

>>4780361
>lifting weights twice a week for strength training is going to turn me into a hulking clumsy power lifter overnight

this is what lazy skinnyfats actually tell themselves. your chest probably looks like sceak.

>>4549647
>sake Bar Decibel

Yeah that sounds really classy. They serve good saketinis there?

>>4478782

...or you could just stock something that isn't smokey and "gross".

I understand why /ck/ has a hardon for ardbeg and laphroaig, because I do too, but I don't understand why /ck/ thinks it's the ONLY style of scotch and the ONLY alternative is teacher's or chivas or whatever. ever heard of speyside?

>>4414699
>someone mentions blue moon
>OH OH OH PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME
>IT'S D-D-D-D-D-DOMESTIC!!!! M-M-ACROOOO!!!!

Why is it always with Blue Moon? Babby's first beer trivia?

>can't afford a $6 bag of proper steel cut oats for breakfast

Enjoy your breakfast slime.