/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18021559
you're supposed to keep most of these bad boys in the fridge m8

>>17755933
as >>17755939 said, crawfish are everywhere.

but as a fellow canadian, i don't wan't to go foraging for sea bugs, i want a maritimer to fish it and send it to my table.

there was a restaurant in montreal that made it when in season, and made a big party out of it. but I have not heard about it lately because of covid.

>yfw you have no friend to enjoy a big écrevisse étouffée

>>14099006
Do you even know what you mean with this wojack anymore or do you arbitrarily associate anything you don't like with "le epic soy meme"?

>>10260486
I bought a frozen pizza as a feel good meal.
It took me all my energy today to wash my clothes from 3 weeks and go do the groceries.

Cats are still eaten in switzerland in rural regions. They supposedly go well with thyme and their taste is canine-y. You can make meatballs of of them, too. Now for an actual recipe: Meat used is the back and the back legs of the cat. Put in buttermilk for 2 days, renewing the buttermilk daily. For veggies its an onion and half a celery+ its root, parsley root, some soaked dried mushrooms and potatoes depending on how much meat you actually got. Rub the marinated and dry patted meat with ground juniper berry, let chill for a couple hours in the fridge. Preheat oven to 180 degrees, put all veggies exept the potatoes and the soaking water in there, not to forget the meat. Put some butter on the meat. Bake covered for 45 mins (claypot or such). Salt and pepper to taste. Add high fat dairy of your choice to sauce, bind it if necessary. Serve with boiled potatoes

>>9954113
a month before hitting 30 I was tired all the time. I started drinking at 2pm and stopped at 2 am , smoking a 25 pack a day.
after numerous attempts I tried it all and did achieve to be sober and smoke free on my 30th.

I was sweating balls at night, was always tired (like too tired to drive).

so about a month after 30, some friends were in town and I hit the sauce. the next morning I went to the liquor store and bought two bottles of wine. At about 2pm while opening the second bottle of wine, I punched my hand with the bottle opener and it started to bleed profusely.

at midnight, the bleeding hadn't stop, since I woke up in a puddle of blood.

I go the hospital. Turns out I had leukemia.

The next two years were long and hard kicking the bottle. I was heavily driniking over my chemo, did this >>9953618. but finally went sober.

So yeah, I was forced to quit booze and cigarettes. Life sucks, I smoke weed every once in a while, but can manage a job and some community college.

I don't kill myself because of the harm it would cause to the familly, but years of jobless boozing left me friendless.

So yeah, life is easier without booze, but much less fun.

>>9023243
The reason you're mentioning made me hold on for a few years, but it's starting to wear out. I find no joy in my daily life, loneliness destroyed who I was. Everyday, I can taste how bitter and sad I've become.
But I'm not here to complain. I'm just mostly lurking. Seems like I'm not the only one whose liver could be condemned to suffer soon.

>>8456796
holy fuck bruh

>>7625778
woah!
wtf!
why?

>>6997018
>buttery coffee shits

>>6865390
Le keep calm meme XDXDXD

>>6317338

>>5958969
I went on vacation alone. Went very cheap. I ended up in a ghetto prostitute hotel in daytona beach, drinking in the bed watching TV for 3 days.

>>5902303
Fuck guys! I want to go buy a 12 pack so hard!

I'll just drink 5-6 beers than off to sleep so I wake up early and be productive tomorrow.

Hpw do you guys resist the urge?

Anyone her (male or female) ever masturbates with a little bit of ginger on the dick/gina?

I think I use more ginger for recreative purpose than for cooking.

>>5348101
I do that all the time. If I take a second to think about what I was asked before I say something, it makes me sure that I'll be saying what I really wanted to say.

>friend offers to buy me a burger
>say no, to be polite
>realize i'm fucking starving and I don't have my wallet with me, would be too awkward to ask him now

>police knock on the door, questioning my brother and I if we drove the family car today
>I say yes, but then realize I only drove it yesterday
>continue lying in the face of a police officer instead of instantly correcting myself
I'm so retarded for doing that and I'm glad they got the wrong vehicle description anyways.

NOW I'M CONFUSED
TEN OR EIGHTEEN

7.5/10 would eat

>people who can't see the shrimp