/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11597745
Recently I visited my girlfriend in college and stayed at her dorm. Her dorm has a three-day policy, and I was staying there for a week, meaning we had to stay elsewhere a few days in. We opted to go to a nearby motel, and to the steakhouse across the street for dinner.

I was super in the mood for a blooming onion, but only ended up eating a small fraction of it, meaning I took about 80% of this bad boy back to the motel in a box.

Now, we went back to the motel and got pretty stoned. I hadn't gotten high in well over a year, so I got hit pretty hard, and got pretty hungry.

It was at this point that I realize that we have no plates and no silverware. So, ultimately, what this results in is me, fat, naked, and stoned out of my gourd, shovelling a half-warmed blooming onion into my face while hovering over a trash can, while my girlfriend ate a steak microwaved on a bed of Kleenex tissues with her bare hands.

>sorry for the blog post