/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13496385
Wonderbread is the "cake" of Marie Antoinette, it's just taking a little longer for the 99% to wake up. Feel the Bern, bros!

>>12998071
Cake

>>12557250
>let them eat cake!

>>12269097
>let them eat mcdicks!

>>11687752
We learned it from the french as it's my understanding when Marie Antoinette said of the starving peasants, "Let them eat cake!" she was referring to bread.

>>11635205
Tbqh, seems like an absurd amount of work for a fried potato dipping sauce. Are you someone who spouts, "let them eat cake?"

>>11600698
Truthfully, having made my own buns and bread, buns are too bready and thinner sliced bread lets the meat patty be the star of the show as it should be. Kind of fits into the attempt by megacorporations to fill you with bread and convince you to think that's a good thing.

>Louis, let zem eats za' cake n' bread, ok?

>>11460171
Le based aristocrat 1%er!

>>11414352
Oui, monsieur, ze best kindz ov countreez!
Let zem eats ze cake sandwicheez!

>>11325166
>Let them eat cake!
t. /r_td

>>11309294
Too bad they were separated by a few hundred years, would loved to have seen the offspring both of those randy bastards and bitches would have spawned.

>>10861966
Yeah, if you retired at 20 years. There are a shitload of vets who put their life on the line for muh rightwing notion of a domino effect in SEA and drumpf's dream of Jerusalum and the multinational oil cartels, who don't get any benefits other than education and many got completely fucked psychologically from their service and have no capability to use that.
>be drumpf who avoided service 'cause muh bone spur
>pretend to honor vets while cutting benefits 'cause muh corporate tax breaks
>fuck the psychologically damaged vets, 'cause you, know, they're weak, ok, just weak, just like McCain, who got captured, what a puss, ok? Let them eat cake!

>>10796977
Never mind, takes 7 days AND has specific financial verification requirements. There are no govt. social services to immediately hand over money to the indigent. We're a "christian" nation, all of our taxes go to corporate welfare subsidies and an offensive war machine. Fuck the starving, "Let them eat cake!"

http://www.gettingfoodstamps.org/emergencyfs.htm

>>10362611
Oh? And what do they use at real fine dining establishments, fingerbowls? Enjoy your beheading, Marie.

>>10269847
Oui, Monsieur! In ze US now, ze leaders, zey follow moi!

>>9995911
I think you mean, "let them eat cake." Learn your history or suffer the consequences.

>>9369928
>proper manners

Oui, monsieur, eet is zee decline of "proper manners" zat hass destroyed our glorious world. Zey should haf eaten zee keak!

>>9301550
Why's he even ordering pizza? He should get a second job as a mcdicks tray cleaner and eat the scraps and crusts people leave. Hell he can probably collect enough and put it in his pockets to feed his wife too!

>>9233212
>i eat michelin starred fine dining every meal

Oui, monsieur, let ze /ck/ peasants eatz zere cake!

>>8967314
>let's make sure 90% of people starve so we have haute cuisine!

>>8657999
Christ, Queenie, mellow out. I know you're head's so far up your ass you see crosseyed, but c'mon.

>>8616160
Get a load of Marie Antoinette, here. Too rich to eat beans, but poor enough to fart around on an anonymous Nez Perce camas root digging board.

>>8516886
Ooooh, High Tea. Yes, that's what separates us from the peasant. We can extend our pinky while we hold our cup and gossip about our circle of equally worthless human beings: Who's fucking who, and for how long; how my menstrual cramps are impacting my daily activity; how I'm going to be hurt by the rounding up of my mexican help; which little shop of designer horrors has the most fashionable clothing and accessories made by slave labor in Indonesia.

Oui, High Tea is tres bon!

>>8442198
Oh, when did you last experience it so you know that? 1789? You've experienced the procedure and are a walking zombie I presume.

Retard.