/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whats the worst way to cook while making it still edible? the company I work at has a weekly potluck and I've usually skated by bringing chips or soda, but now its rotated to me to make the main entree and i dont like cooking for other people.
Im thinking of microwaving an entire frozen chicken breast and making an overcooked spaghetti with ketchup sauce but i dont know if the ketchup is phoning it in