/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck it, I'll post a few

>First job was at an amusement park selling ride photos
>Had a method of stealing $100+ every day through an error in the computer system
>Kept that job for 2 summers, stole almost every day, never got caught

>Next job was a punk-ass at Wendy's, couldn't really steal but witnessed co-workers almost get fired for selling their friends 6 or 7 nuggets instead of the standard $1 5 nuggets
>Hated that job, left as fast as I could

>Couple years later get a job at an ice cream joint
>Aloud to eat no more than $5 worth of product every day
>yeahright.jpg
>Make at least 2 monstrous sundaes for myself each shift, and bring something home for later too

>Last job was a prep cook at a mid-tier restaurant
>Normal shit, other cooks and I would munch bacon, fries, tempura green beans, whatever else we thought the higher-ups wouldn't notice/care about
>Sometimes one of the line cooks would order some pizzas for the kitchen staff
>I make it my mission to ensure that I get an unfairly large portion of the pizza because fuck everybody else
>End up getting laid off from that place, wish I had done more shit to fuck them over
>Remember keycode to dry storage, might go back as a guest when it's really busy and see what I can discretely pilfer