/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be 19, pajeet in PajeetLand
>Go to my favorite meat place (Debon) to buy bacon
>Walking into the grocery mart with some good streaky and bump into a pure dindu vegan womanon in her 40s (apparently she was acquainted with Mom)
>"Ooh Anon! You've become a big boy! Shopping are we?"
>"Eh hue heh ye..yeah I was buying some bacon"
>her face turns pale and looks at me like I just took a shit at her designated street
"An- Anon isn't that cow?"
>allmywhat.jpg
>Cow slaughter is illegal in dinduville
>"Oh no it's pork" I said as I stretched my arms towards her and showed her whatsinthebag.webm
>She gags like a toad and pukes on the fruit aisle
>Puking and breathing turned into vetruvian throat singing while I awkwardly call for help with my beta pajeet ass
>Manager rushes and gags on the smell of rotten carrots and whatever that septic tank ejected
>Grabs my bacon "sir you need to get out"
>Everyone's eyes on me while the whale is still blowing curry from her nose and anus
>Embarrassed af I run away to my home
>Mfw no streaky
>New sketchers covered in curry vomit
>Eating instant ramen like a poorfag

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>TWO HEAPING TABLESPOONS OF MAYO

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