/ck/ - Food & Cooking

CSM here. Just stopped in to say fuck your shit, cashier.
Stop ordering a round of change just because you're out of nickels. Its annoying as fuck.
Just order a roll of nickels by themselves.
>Its 4:00.. better order a round of change
>Someone just bought bread.. time for a round of change.
>Getting dark outside.. better drink my piss.. but first i'll just order a round..

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure salad

What did Michael J Fox order from McDonalds?
Shakes

>>5397597
For once It actually makes me proud that America is so naturally xenophobic and racist and stubborn in its 'christian' beliefs that this shit would never fly.
...at least not in the south or midwest.

California would be the first state to bend over and spread its cheeks to thier muslim overlords, soon followed by New York as its hipster scene adopts halal and sharia laws because they're so 'trendy' and 'unconformist'

>buy fresh crab
>go to prepare the crab
>crab snaps at me
>jerk back and drop the knife
>crab now has the knife

>>5260393
I see your creepy annoying asian thing making cupcakes and raise you a furry cooking sausage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSYH-hxF0Rg

I see your frog and raise you a knife bearing crab

Mmm sea bug- OH GOD HE'S GOT A KNIFE

>going to make crab
>knife in hand
>reach for crab
>crab snaps at me
>drop the knife
>crab now has the knife