/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15041885
forgive me, anon, I don’t normally use that language and in retrospect it was a mistake

The merge has been super cool and chill THICC threads have been pretty spectacular too I'm going to miss it a bunch.

I feel ashamed for being to read this thread without any difficulty.

>Captcha: Select all food
>'za is one of them

>>6222222
good get! nice dubdubdubs

>>5536259
ya obv, why do you even need to ask?

>tfw your roommate has some shit ass concoction in one of your pots in the back of the fridge for 2 months

>>4778193
do you have more of those?

Hometown Buffet
>went as a young kid
>beat Ryans & Quincys hands down
>ffwd a decade(or two)
>take friend there for last minute dinner
>not greeted by staff
>dark as red lobster
>hostess nods to a table
>half lobs menus on table
>one falls off and hits the floow
>she stares and rolls her eyes
>verbal "ughn"
>walks away hissing
>server comes over
>calls me honey, sweety, love
>wife gets pissed
>calls wife girl
>doesnt even acknowledge friend
>foods in back side
>realize there are only 4 buffets
>american comfort foods
>hatian food and chinese
>salad
>soup / condiments
>spend an hour making the best of the situation by joking and trashtalking the place to ourselves
>we respectively leave after eating
>hostess literally says "Well then, I guess goodbye."

She sounded like she just found out her friends are moving away.

tldr
I really used to love their variety, freshness, and quality of their establishments when I was a young boy. Things have changed in my area, they eat shit now.

SHOW ME.

SHOW ME THE DEEPEST PIZZA IMAGINABLE

SHOW ME A PIZZA SO DEEP I COULD BREAK MY NECK DIVING INTO.

so, the dunce in charge of buying food in my house continues to buy entire bunches of bananas and dozens of apples which are all going to go bad unless I find something to do with them.

I want to use the bananas specifically. I was planning on making myself a joke big stack of pancakes this friday, so I was hoping to make something like a banana cream topping, something that I can put between the pancakes besides the usual butter and syrup

>>4508510
Keeps changing?
>bill: over $200
>tip: $50

So sorry I overestimated a bill for a diner. Are you fags just butthurt that I left an excessive tip of worthless money? What's next? Will someone doubt that I had friends or something rofl

>>4399699
Down here in the south, we get roaches big enough to chew on your woodwork, and it's loud enough that I've lost many nights of sleep because they just won't stop.

"Thin Privilege" is probably used by the same people who claim "Artificial Difficulty".

>have to be a marathon runner to not be fat
>have to go to the gym 5 times a week to not be fat
>have to starve self to not be fat

>>4325634
Paying more money to pay more money for (shittier versions of) food you can get at any chain dinner restaurant... I don't get it.

Why not go to a decent place (read: better food than the movie theatre) to eat before or after the movie then go watch said movie?

Does anyone have the link that video (I think it was on vimeo) of the slaughterhouses of different farm animals? I don't think there was any sound other than some music they edited on top of it.

The video pretty much just showed how efficiently (I think the real point of the video was to try and disgust) the animals are killed and collected for processing. It ended with a bunch of shots of fatasses eating a a ton of food.

>>4197827
Did they. Did they just leave the plastic on? My mothers side of the family considers that stuff cheese.