/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why did you think this would be funny in any way?

>>14559268

Huh?

I was 23 and home from the Air Force with my new wife. My parents wanted to take us out to dinner. I love seafood. Dungeness crab and steamer clams being my two favorites.
They took us to an all you can eat seafood buffet at a place called Tug Boat Annie's. I leveled the place. I was there about 3 hours and it was mortifying to my wife. People were coming out of the back and pointing at our table. "That's him over there". It was like I was Homer Simpson. A waitress even came over and said something like "I've been allowed to offer you piece of Prime Rib if you'd like it". I declined and just kept going. Finally my wife was squirming so much and we were laughing that we started to make a scene. I just called it and said we could go. I honestly could of stayed a lot longer.
Dungeness and I go way back....I just don't fill up on it. My dad tells a story when he was stationed at Whidbey Island on the Navy base. They had an all you can eat buffet on Friday nights. He said I did so much damage one night that they tried to charge me as an adult instead of a kid. I was like 10 years old. So yea...I have a history.

I like to wrap the salmon in foil to really "lock in the juices".

Honey or mustard seem pointless since the natural flavor is already so good.

I cover the salmon with foil to lock in the juices. Why bother with honey or mustard when the flavor is so great on it's own?

My mom made this

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>>11092124
Another mayo thread... Man you're really struggling.

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Chess can be fun, but bananas are better for those stubborn stains.

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This thread fucking sucks

>>11030701
He's over there... I'll check

>>11026252
OP suck gigantic sweaty flaccid donkey balls

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Watch out guys we've got a terrible bait edgelord OP... Might wanna let this one mosey into the sunset.

>>11023007
Huh?

Suprisingly tasty food thread?

>>11018110
Pepperoni pizza and burgers!

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What?

The best recipe!