/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>At the restaurant buying some ingredients to make Shakshuka
>Scanning the eggs
>They won't fucking scan
>Cute checkout girl wageslave has to run over and help me
>''OOooh looks like a lot, what are you making?''
>Mumble 'Shakshuka'
>she doesn't understand
>try to mumble it again
>'SHAK'
>she laughs
>''Oh... like Shaquille O Neal?''
>I laugh and say 'yes'
>pick an egg out of the carton
>try to dribble it like a basketball
>it smashes
>I apologise, tell her I will just take 5 eggs
>she is visible furious that she has to call the cleaner
>scurry away with my food without paying when she turns to get a wet floor sign

I hate these things, much worse than standard ones