/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Wake up at 7:55
>Walk 20 feet to home office
>Turn on computer and log on by 8
>Traverse my massive McMansion, going downstairs to make coffee
>Go outside with coffee to massive backyard
>Tend large garden
>Take 30 minutes to admire my massive American property
>Go back to home office and "work" for 4 hours
>Wife brings me a home cooked meal
>Take my hour long lunch, already ate so use this time to have a few drinks or do chores
>Work a few more hours, most productive time of day
>Log off at 4
>Fire automatic weapons to celebrate a job well done

25 days of PTO. Can obtain 31 with seniority. It's truly a blessing being an All-American Chad.