/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Eddie making a cheeky little move to the bins - and what's this! OH IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SET OF FAG ENDS! He's crumbling them into a blue Rizla and it's fantastic how they aren't damp! He's sparking it and OH WHAT'S THIS, OH IT'S A FUCKING CAN OF K CIDER WITH SOME DREGS IN IT, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ASSIST! He's really flying down the field now, it can't get any better than this, can it? BUT WAIT, THERE'S A BUNCH OF CHIP ENDS IN THAT GREASY WAD OF PAPER! OH WHAT A FUCKING RESULT IT IS FOR EDDIE FC! The atmosphere in the KIA will be absolutely ELECTRIC tonight!

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