/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14537407
No, our child would be an abomination. I am not so desperate, being alone forever would be preferable to watching my own child abandon reality and try to become a robber baron even as forensic technology encircles him.

That said I made a milkshake in a blender and managed to, being unfamiliar with someone else's blender, spill it by detaching the vessel from the vessel base instead of detaching the vessel base from the motor base. It was especially bad because the blender belonged to the nearly wheelchair bound form of my friend's mom, she could walk but not only had Ehlers–Danlos syndrome, but spinal disc hernia repair had been attempted at T12 before it was known she had EDS. Any other medfag will immediately understand this an absolute pants-on-head Bambi's mom gets shot level fuckup and it was remarkable should could even stand without screaming. She had a bottle of methadone as long as a nigger's dick that literally said "take as needed". There's footage of her somewhere on a PBS special about treating chronic pain. So, when she stood up to "help" me clean it I was horrified, but she was a neat-freak fucking Ashland-attending thespian who had to have perfectly seasoned pans because she was...I dunno, from London and kind of insane. She made that so much worse than it had to be and admitted it later. I am still incredibly careful with the differences in operation between different models of blenders. Good milkshakes though, the secret is to throw in a little hot chocolate powder.