/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19418212
I rememba when my papa Geno brought me in the ktichen. He would stand over the stove drinking Campari and cooking the besta spaghetti and meatballs from Chef Boyardee. He would geta 108oz can, putta on the stove, and putta some peppridge farm garlic bread inna oven. Mama Julia would makea her Kool-Aid sangria and a can of Kraft parm to shakea onna top. My besta friend Warren would comea ova and talk about how great our Italian family tradition and food really was.

>>19288349
>>19288333

80/20 Ground Chuck is the white man's ground beef

>be me
>stepdad can't even boil water and doesn't understand cooking
>someone offers him a deer
>accepts and has him drop it off at the game processor
>comes home bragging how he saved money by not having fat added to the ground deer meat
>they were trying to pull a fast one on me
>try to explain he was retarded and deer meat needs fat due to how lean it is
>honestly thinks I'm trying to trick him too
>make spaghetti and meat sauce
>more like spaghetti and rubber sauce
>Sorry Anon, I should have listened to you.

>>19243961
>Italian beans ground over 9000 times with diamond encrusted blade/burr grinder forged in Roman times with the finest purified tap water sourced from the Tiber, and a Kinder Bar from the sales stand ran exclusively by big-breasted Italian women.

>>19243950
Ummm, he saw it in Italy and is a super secret trick only know by Italian baristas since the introduction of coffee to Italy.

He has a heckin' Youtube video, so you know it's legit.

>>18407274
Mid-Atlantic but southern enough where Italians & Jew delis basically only exist in cities.

>The good Italian joint
>I get Veal in Marsala
>Veal is cut like the cheap Chinese takeout beef and marsala is barely salted
>wife gets roasted salmon with chinni' alfredo
>caesar salads were store mix
>obviously previously frozen and fishy smell
>alfredo was from a store
>hostess had personality of a dead moth
>waitress didn't check in and only 30% capacity
>kid's pizza was okay, but its just pepperoni pizza
>out of tiramisu

I mean OG at least consistently okay and they do have good FoHfags in general.

>>17009175
this post is bullshit, but I believe it.

>>14620406
time is money
>>14620423
fuck you
>>14620448
meh
>>14620459
merchant tier
>>14620477
wrong
>>14620671
>>14620701
like $5 a box. retard tier shit

>>14578319

i know i had a stomach virus, but it was just terrible which leads to believe it was expired since we always had stuff to make spaghetti or cans of the chef as a kid.