/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Your house is visited by aliens, who ask you to give them one dish that represents all of humanity, with regards to culinary skill, tastes, advancement as a species, and morality (keep this in mind when choosing something with meat). If they do not approve of what you bring them, earth is instantly destroyed, along with you and everyone you love. What do you pick?

Hard mode: pick something you yourself can prepare in under 1 hour with ingredients you have right now in your kitchen (only need to make 1 serving).