/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19929464
I'm tall, handsome and charismatic I don't have to care about any customs.

>>17498271
no, those are just ignorant Amerifat grubhub-gold-membership plebs talking out of their asses
a real ragù alla bolognese is not the same as a finished salsa or sugo with some meat randomly thrown into it

Americans are a cancer on the world

>>14005205
>some no-name, internet prostitute thinks she can judge me for my limited counter space

>>13574573
>2 dollar duo whenever i feel like shitting blood

>>13424804

>>12668696

u mad?

>>12217539
lol you're just embarassing yourself even more. get out of here, this place isn't for your kind

>>12205919
>all those carbs and sugar
>healthy
Unless you're active, that's just weight gain.

This was fun to read. I want more stories from McDonalds written this way

>tfw invested in ketchup right before the big ketchup boom of 2019

>>10975635

>>10749606
>tfw 4 for $10

Why on earth do people drink soda? The stuff is so bad bad for you!

>>9856426
Gargle my nuts, faggot

>>9766969
>shop at Asian supermarket
>No spics that can't understand English holding up the line with their WIC checks and empty EBT cards
>No black people eyeing the prices as they get rung up them up and arguing over all of them making employees go double-check all the price tags

Off-topic question:
Anyone here ever take CBD? What does it feel like, is there a real noticeable body "high"?
I'm thinking about buying some. Weed often just makes me paranoid and anxious.

>>8365538
Okay, now keep working on your diet dummy.

remember in to 90s when it was called popcorn chicken?

>>6360872
Look out guys, if you make a grammatical error this fucking faggot won't give a response!

>>6300663
>be in high school (this was in 07)
>retake SAT at neighboring town's high school
>eat McGriddle
>take essay portion - break time
>pee
>walk back to room
>can't poop but kind of need to
>definitely some gas a brewing
>I'm sitting in the back of the room - there are a bunch of girls on my way back to my seat
>I let out a nasty SBD fart as I walk by them, my ass at their face level
>as I sit down one of them coughs
>mfw McGriddle farts

>>6304634
>>6304582
>>6304569

nice try, ken

>>6095236
>dismissing a meme with a meme

>wanted to be a cook a few years back
>tried to get into cook school, too expensive and hard to get in
>decide to keep cooking as a hobby and got a normal job
>friend starts dating this girl who went to culinary school
>they throw a dinner, get excited
>kraft macaroni and cheese and hamburgers
>hamburgers were just hamburger pressed into pattys put on the grill
>overcooked
>pretty okay cupcakes for dessert
>talk to her about culinary school
>she tells me she didnt really pay attention to the cooking part, she just was in it for baking
>she tells me she wants to open a cupcake store
>mfw

women

>>5646578
Girls like uncut best