/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19665385
>had two female roommates
>one was cool but the other quickly demonstrated she was retarded
>retard offered to make us dinner one night
>I watch silently as she sticks three frozen chicken breasts in the oven and cooks a pot of rice
>she is completely baffled that they chicken isn't done 25 minutes later, rice gets cold while she keeps checking the chicken for the next hour and a half
>explain to her she should thaw it in warm water for an hour before cooking if it's frozen
>next day go in the kitchen
>there's a bunch of raw unpackaged chicken legs in a bowl of water just sitting there all afternoon
pretty minor I guess but it was baffling to me at the time that she had no concept of how to take care of herself including cooking the most basic of meals.

>he shits after drinking coffee

>>17039803
One must imagine Sisyphus ha-

>>12897417
>Eating an impossible burger
Bro do you enjoy diarrhea? You are going to have the most horrendous smelling sharts tomorrow you've ever experienced in your life along with feeling like you have to drop a massive shit only for it to be gas and faint spray of oily clay colored shit mist that's going to happen a minimum of 10 times

>>12892938
chinks don't give a flying shit, holy shit

>>12281732
>bud light lemon tea

>>12018070
>Type 3 is when a man explains to a woman why she is wrong about something by using facts and evidence. Doesn't matter what that something is nor how objective and irrefutable his evidence is.

Why is using facts "mansplaining?" They teach you in school to support your position by using facts and data. So it's wrong to support your argument against a woman?

>>11834585

how does this happen to someone?

>>11721284

dont put me in the screencap

>>10632881

>eating in bed

>takes the same amount of time and effort to prepare a plate of chicken nuggets as it does to make and toast a delicious turkey sandwich with lettuce and cheese on the griddle
>I didn't even LIKE sandwiches, let alone any deli meat before doing this
I feel like the last four years have been a lie.

>hungry
>pour 1 tbsp of oil into hot pan
>slice a whole onion directly into pan
>fry until translucent
>slice whole tomato directly into pan
>add tbsp of butter
>add three farm fresh eggs
>scramble until well-done
>eat with hot sauce, three tortillas, and slice of bread (the third tortilla tasted funny, left them sitting under a bunch of over ripe bananas)
>almost pass out
>mouth tastes like shit
>puke a little two hours later, just a little bit that shot up my throat
>burns like hell
>tastes like shit
>induce vomiting to rid myself of this demon
Happens every time I cook. I don't know why I try anymore. Would have been more fruitful and cheaper to go to mcdonals.

>wait for two hours in LA traffic to get to in n out
>line is backed up into the street further causing delays
>takes one hour to finally get food
>its wendys tier

>>9312702

>walks in litter box
>touches your food

>go to indian place
>ask for very spicy
>less spicy than tabasco sauce

fuckin racist

>eat big plate of tendies and fries
>gain no weight
>drink 2 cocktails
>gain 5 pounds

fuck alcohol

>>8764681

>>8630584
>>8630642
>no paprika

>>8580588
>hardshell tacos

>>8502785
That is a whole new level of autism friend. I bet that was great job working for that sperglord.

>>7198418

>>7107647

>vegan pumpkin pie

You're not even invited.

Seriously tho wtf is vegan pumpkin pie. Just use margarine instead of butter, isn't that some bullshit soy product.

>>7015827

>>6954057

I think it's cool but yeah nah I'm not paying more than $2 for a bottle of Pepsi.