/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why do brainlets pretend that a shitty no name pizza place is better than a chain like dominos or papa johns? Has anyone actually even had pizza from a no name place? There is always a critical flaw, sometimes multiple at once. The sauce might be to sweet. The dough might be cardboard or so thick it feels like youre chewing on a shoe. There might be so much cheese it looks like a gross glob of yellow grease. It might not be fucking cut properly. It might be to much, or perhaps they skimp out on toppings even if you a pay a premium like $1.25-75 for each topping.

THERE IS SOMETHING ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG WITH THESE PLACES, FUCK YOU FOR MEMEING THEM

>>10084260
chewy makes me fucking cum holy shit