/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19882192
>soup
>game changer

>>19325929
>roll eggs

>>18906366

>>17555356
>butter?

>>17243311
none of this sht comes to canada and it pisses me the fuck off.

>>16573561
>they are still babies
>but give a ton of eggs

>umami

>>16508079
>paid euros for gyros

>>16439047
>Creamy mode:
>add splash of milk
>picture of skim milk

>>15096306
>autocorrect changed wretched to reached

>>15079020
Women will do anything for attention

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire board consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this board is called "food and cooking" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this post for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over 4chan and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this board this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own board just because I know this one exists now.

>be me
>australian
>go to america for a holiday for a few weeks
>look up some nearby restaurants, reviews are good
>look up the photos of the food and menu, cheap disgusting looking food with massive portions
>look up some other restaurants, much lower rating (like 3-3.5 stars), food looks really nice. >go there and the food is really good, like one of the best pizza i've had

explain this, do americans really just want cheap meals with large portions over quality? the cheesecake factory seemed to be a prime example of this, although the food was ok.

>>13376124
>Brussels sprouts

>>13056425
>So pure in flavuh
>Ya knaw I think it makes the chalklate taste more chalklaty

What a fucking jerkoff

>>12422928
>shake
>not malted

>>12342087
>tfw most uk supermarkets now have an american section in the international foods isle

>>12283783
oh great, double the murder. can you carnicucks just get heart disease and die already?

>>12003990
ewwww icky sticky water food and mushrooms, yuck!!! give pepperoni pizza!!!

>>11793108
I have a bridge I'd like to sell you

Why the fuck does everyone here have to constantly be in competition over who has the coolest fad diet or whatever? Why the fuck can't everyone just eat and cook and if you need to lose weight just count calories or eat small portions or something? Why is it that "my insane diet that 1 percent of the population will be able to sustain for more than a month without giving up" is better than yours has become such a big discussion topic on this board?

>>11361707
Cogent argument anon. That'll show those cast iron fags what they're dealing with.

>>11274554
Poor bait

probably by not being a cucked europoor who thinks a fucking boiled mollusk is "fine dining" worth 300 euro or being a chink who thinks literal sugar covered in liquid soy with raw eggs on top is "healthy" compared to "le western diet"