/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>high as a kite on Dilaudid
>carrying hot fryer basket
>nod off
>plant the right side of my face on basket
>hot basket burns grid on my face

>lived alone for about ten years
>bachelor slobbishness commences
>when eating always grab a fork from the drawer
>always end up eating solid foods with my hands because who cares
>toss fork in sink despite not being used
>mfw I have washed hundreds if not thousands of clean forks over the years