/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>dad is too lazy to get out of the house and has me go pick us up breakfast burritos under his name and credit card
>repeat once a week for a year
>get job, move out, and shit
>sometimes still visit the burrito place
>they still think my name is Clark and it's been so long that I just always pay with cash and greet them back
>fucking new hires even call me Clark
>ran into one of them in a sporting goods store
>"hey CLARK how's it going?"
oh fuck me, there's no fix to this one.

I got the same one without the lcd screen. I didn't even know it was an option but I already was cooking with it and couldn't be bothered to return it. Did I fuck up?

>mashed potatoes turned out shitty and runny again

>you will never mash her potatoes

>>13825137
NOOO you can't just not pay rent. I am owed rent just for existing. PAY MY MORTGAGE FOR ME NOOOOOOOO

>>12793973
>move from Michigan to Texas
>mfw no White Castle

>>12002753
>be normal looking now
>spent entire childhood/adolescence mega obese
>no matter how much i eat its never enough but ive just learned to control it
>every moment of every day, every cell in my body is screaming for the sweet release of eating 5,000 calories in one sitting

>go to store
>no self-checkout lines
>cashier makes negative comments about the food you buy

Is there anything more humiliating and pain inducing than this when food shopping?

>>11729355
>servings per bag = 3