/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6756313

2 Dodo bird eggs and a side of carrier pigeon

let's see them pull that one off

“The moral is, never be sorry for a waiter. Sometimes when you sit in a restaurant, still stuffing yourself half an hour after closing time, you feel that the tired waiter at your side must surely be despising you. But he is not. He is not thinking as he looks at you, 'What an overfed lout'; he is thinking, 'One day, when I have saved enough money, I shall be able to imitate that man.' He is ministering to a kind of pleasure he thoroughly understands and admires. And that is why waiters are seldom Socialists, have no effective trade union, and will work twelve hours a day--they work fifteen hours, seven days a week, in many cafés. They are snobs, and they find the servile nature of their work rather congenial.”

>>6572903
>just take a look at the cups on that qt

what, are you like 10 years old?

>>6567918
>It's interesting that the breasts, face, and hair are what's always unattractive on these women.

son, I think you're queer

>>6566206

this is so grown up

>>6526512
>I'll even buy myself a happy meal if theres toys I like
Are you serious? If there's toys you like?

>>6458272

use the juice and make a dill dough

who only eats one piece of toast?

the machine is made for two slices

>>6319289

i see what you did there

>>6251105
>What's so bad about eggs?

too messy

>>6188252

I just keep repeating to myself "every job in the restaurant business"

the awe will just not fucking stop

>>5998893


too good for me

>>5937266
why did I laugh at this?

>>5908778
>People telling you that ketchup don't belong on steak cooked well done isn't exactly constructive.

>this also seems to really upset people when i say it. why is that?

assuming you're not 5 years old, these kind of statements are considered to be immature and the outpourings of an unbalanced adult aka a whining little bitch or a neurotic relative that you avoid at family gatherings who can't wait to describe their latest bowel movement to you

getting the picture?
try not being such a douche about trivial things - try this - I don't like onions they give me heart burn