/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9547382
at least you're not me
>have to go ANYWHERE that is not near my house
>dont eat for an entire day beforehand so that i dont need to use public restrooms because im terrified of them

>>8862074
>eating ketchup on steak
>not be numale
Choose wisely.

>>8365910

he cropped his chocolate colored hands out of the pic

>>8324230

>meme arrows
>calling people new

>>8310542

>the initial taste of the wiener is good
>initial taste of the wiener

rrrunning on empty

Food Review

>>7709144
>it's an "owners steal $250,000 from their son" episode

The worst co-worker I ever had was named Megan. She and I had the same shift at Swiss Chalet, which just so happened to be the graveyard shift.

Here's a story about Megan.
>it's 11:00 PM, shift has been going for about two hours and will continue for two more
>shooting the shit with my based manager and co-worker Dale because nobody wants roast chicken at 11:00 PM
>Megan hasn't shown up, we assume she just decided to skip
>she waltzes in with a coffee in her hand and wearing sunglasses
>she's walking kind of funny, speech is slurred, almost certainly drunk
>we just keep talking as she sits at a table on her phone
>30 minutes later some chick comes up to the drive through asking for 3 slices of cake (apparently chicken is too much for a midnight snack but a fucking chocolate cake isn't)
>boss gets Megan to make a whole fresh cake
>customer leaves
>we all get peckish and decide to split a slice as well
>take one bite
>immediately overwhelmed with some form of strong spice mixed with chocolate
>Dale starts chugging coke like there's no tomorrow, boss is dumbstruck
>"Megan, what the fuck did you put in that cake"
>She lists of all the ingredients
>"...and chocolate sauce"
>We don't have chocolate sauce
>"Then what's in that big tub in the kitchen????"
>Dale fucking loses it
>She baked rosemary gravy into a chocolate cake

>>7682761

>my constant obsession with America has forced me to cherry-pick something completely subjective and unrelated about my garbage island in an attempt to compare positively to the greatest nation on earth and stay relevant in this conversation about my absolutely deplorable "cuisine"

Hello.

I'm a skinny, passive aggressive faggot.

4 of my heavily tattooed friends, whom I don't like, recently told me that the internet is is a good outlet for explaining my insignificant lifestlyle and even more troubling desire to talk about what I do on a daily basis.

I would make a blog about how I enjoy eating plant matter, but I'm just not that smart. I have no protein in my diet, therefore my brain does not function at full capacity, so I can only make short, irrelevant sentences about what I eat, followed by an image of something humorous I found on knowyourmeme dot com.

I want all of you to know I consume food. yes, I indeed consume food, just like any other living creature on the planet, but my decision to stop eating one kind of food makes it Imparative that I tell you about it.

please fuck my asshole raw. Just fill my warm backhole with meat, because for some reason I vomit when I choke on cocks. That is why I am a vegan.

>>7253202

>this board is for grown-ups
>posts an Taiwanese pedophilia cartoon

Just smoked some dank indica ganja and now i'm drinking some lavender tea. The two plants go so well together, almost as if they were made for each other.

>>7209905

>shitskins handling your food

and the tumblrina SJW hotpocket muncher got a hernia from how offended they are because 4chan is no longer promotes freespeech ever since gamer gate pegged the site into becoming reddit 0.5

if you guys really have a tough time with self checkout you must be retarded or something

>american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""chocolate"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""