/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"Authentic" Thai recipe
>"if no Thai basil, sub with Italian basil"
>"if you have no palm sugar, sub with white sugar"
>"if you have no fish sauce, just use salt"
>"if you have no galangal, ginger is fine" (despite no flavor similarity whatsoever)
>"if no kaffir lime leaf, just use lime juice"
>"if no rice vinegar, just use white vinegar"
>"If no Golden Mountain of Healthy Boy brand sauce, use any old soy sauce"
>"if no shrimp paste, forget it"
>"if no lemongrass, forget it"
>ancient pic related

>>14507390
>It's as good as a family movie
It's not good as a movie, though.

>>13816393
Ok
Officially this is one of those sad threads

Now if you excuses me I'm gonna die somewhere else

>>12922983
>little girls make you happy
Take your weird fetish to >>>/b/

>>12514703
I'm not even an American, but you need to go die in a hole, already.

>>12449175
>"hey, let's talk about anime cars!"
>"hey, let's talk about anime food!"
>"hey, let's talk about anime random!"
>"hey, let's talk about anime travel!"
>"hey, let's talk about anime fitness!"
>"hey, let's talk about anime advice!"
Fuck off. If that's how you're living your life and believing that's how this site works, you need fuckin' help.

>>12424335
>>12424367
>>12425316
>>12425654
Fuckin' kids.

>>12407632
Is this the retard that made "5am chili"?
The one that involved a load of canned vegetables, looked disgusting, took like 3 hours to make, and probably tasted like shit?
The one where he tells you to throw away the mccormicks taco seasoning pack, then literally recreates it almost exactly using jarred spices?

Jesus, 2011 was a dark time.

>>11405913
"Sorry, I'm gassy! X)"
>When women use this as an excuse to rip nasty farts wherever and whenever they please throughout the evening.

>>10169228
>Eat garbage junk food all the time
>Drink more alcohol than water
>50k in debt from student loans
>Unemployed, going to school though
>Broke up with girlfriend and don't leave the house except to get alcohol
>Haven't exercised in a year
>Stay up all night and sleep retarded hours
Am I doing it right?

>>10086496
>>10086260
Watched a few of her videos, and they're fucking garbage. All of the ones I saw were: I'm a rich grill and I got to do something cool, take a look at this cool thing I did, I will now talk about this cool thing while wearing eye shadow. PLEASE DONATE TO MY PATREON SO I DON'T HAVE TO GET A NORMAL JOB

>>10050875
>>10050887
This. Can you stop responding pls

>>6521903
>Rare ingredients
>paprika
Wut?

>>6509698
>lemon juice, the green ones

so...lime?

>lemon juice to my coffee
>it gave it an interesting taste

I'd imagine.

>and body

Do you actually know what that means?

Do you know what ANYTHING means???

I have to cook a stir fry for my vegetarian guests in a few days.
I've never cooked a vegetarian meal. In likely going to use noodles and assorted mixed vegetables ... carrot, broccoli maybe beans. I just need to decide on a flavor.

Anyone have a decent 'play it safe' vegetarian stir fry recipe?

I think the one I hate the most is...

Delicatessen.

>mfw I see it written all fancy on totally average shit.

>>6216078
>red sauce

>>6061347
No, it's not. Very out of place burst of sweet water has no business on pizza. Pizza is savory, salty, both chewy and crisp, and for me is best with some oregano. Pineapple does not fit ANYWHERE in this mix. Fuck off with your candy shit on pizza.

You are HATED, and you should really rethink your pizza ideals.