/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6152030
Alright.

Here's one of the mini disasters, these happen in no particular order with no specific time line.

>cuddling with landlord gf on couch watching netflix from her laptop she has hooked up to her giant TV
>her friends are over and I'm making dinner again
>theyre in the kitchen giggling and watching the food cook
>got some soup simmering away, should be ready soon
>I guess they're looking at those stupid screenshot meme things on twitter or something, like pic related
>some of them sound like they're dying form laughter, all of them on phones
>whatever, too preoccupied watching Dexter while touching qt butt
>all of a sudden scream
>what the fuck is it this time
>one of them got so hyped from a stupid meme screenshot her arm flailed
>right into the pot of soup
>knocked the entire thing on the gas burners and counter, spilling onto the floor
>thankfully no burns
>end up ordering take out

They're all pretty much like this, and I suppose I could share how me and her started dating. It's a bit weird and you'll probably think I made it up but eh.