/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16604552
>What self respected man dates and even MARRIES a bridge troll like that thing he calls a wife?
I'm not going to lie bro, his wife is my motivation that my looks aren't an instant rejection for guys. I have to actually be in relatively great health and proper weight to even be close to her, and that's ignoring my hunchback and actual autism.
Your comment stings.

>>15224050
I feel nothing but pity for you.
I hope you manage to sort out your anger issues.

>>14996911
>What were there topping on?

>>11278260

>>8252234
>put that fork down anon, I want to instagram our food!

inb4 the edgelord who has never had a female friend tells me to just eat anyways

>>7945694
i work at a service deli and i hate older white folks now. they treat me like their personal deli slave and it pisses me off

>tfw im white

>>7619017
>those ingredients

>let's go to an asian place!
>everyone orders burgers

>>6870102
>how to make flatbread pizza
>start by buying the fucking flatbread

>>6406318
chocolate was originally ate with chili

do you even know culture?

>>6232791
wow what a fucking disgusting nigger

>>6063205
>anything comfier than fried rice

almost 24

i thin this is the only board with "oldfags"

every other board tops at 20-21even /fit/ and /o/

>still feel old as fuck
>still feel as a useless austitic fag

>>5346067
>using a sharp knife, cut 2-3mm (depending on steak thickness) slices across steak
>using a fork, stab multiple times over steak

Are you trying to make me cry?

Apparently when I was a child my siblings and I complained endlessly about my mother's cooking and she almost always cooked chicken. This probably contributes to why I are almost nothing but pizza rolls until I was 20. I started cooking for myself at 21 because I started college and I've realized over the past two years that my mother cannot cook and the only think she makes that is good is turkey meat loaf. This is why whenever I'm home my parents have me cook for them.

5'10", 170lb. I need to lose some weight though, or rather lose fat and get swole. On the plus side I look ok with clothes on because my face and limbs are skinny, but nekkid I look like a fatty because all of my extra weight is in my torso.

>>4995884
what the fuck man

>>4955079

ITT: Shit you really hope restaurants would stop doing

>order burger
>stacked to hell
>very saucey
>bun has the structural integrity of wet tissue paper

>being this autistic about nut butter

the white russian. Every fucker I've ever seen order one has been doing it "ironically", and has made some fucking big lebowski joke about the fucking rug or something.

no

I'm late for the party, but anyone who get's offended by racial slurs is a goddamn pansy and should just get a tougher skin. I'm mexican and I couldn't care less what language the OP used, just look at the URL for christ's sake.