/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14163168
>this tastes like shit
CORRECT!!

>>11217544
It always seems like a good idea until I'm done. Then I hate myself and have to rush home before I shit my pants.

>>8187146
>fart storm

made me lol. reminds me of in high school when we had a competition to come up with the most awful ice cream flavors, and i won with "chocolate abortion swirl"

>>6831732
Gyro>truffle fries>reuben>B&G

>inb4 gyro taste like farts

If you don't like the gyro flavor you don't like gyros in general

>>6816775
I don't know why but I just lost my shit and woke the cat. Should not still be awake.

>>6798115
Is it possible to die of a hangover? Please this is not a troll reply. I drink a six pack of flying dog raging bitch every two nights with a shooter of vodka. Please answer me if you can die from a hangover, ie: 6 hours after last drink

>>6801288
I was gonna post something actually gay but how about just a man being forced to smell another man's ass on television

>>6204291
>cadaver
get the fuck out of here

>>6161124
What I meant by that was that they're pretty consistent with things. Like how the burgers now pretty much taste exactly the same as I remember when I was younger.
Which itself is pretty neat, but.. eh.

I can give the thread some inside shit about Walmart if anyones interested.

>>6077211
keep being a cunt you nigger

Sometimes after a particularly messy shit, i'll sit on the edge of the bathtub, hanging my ass over the side as I run the water and splash myself with it.

Also, take a shower directly after your last nightly shit.

I think people who complain and whine about what other people eat and how they eat it need to find something more productive to do with their lives.

They're like a grown up version of that one annoying little shit from your elementary school who cried to the teacher because you mixed your corn with your mashed potatoes.
Fuck those people.

I've tried making chicken breast once every other day but it's still really expensive (plus I heard a lot of meat has a bunch of female hormones and other garbage in it. any truth?)

I'm still eating meat but right now I'm just looking for the cheapest food that can help me bulk up. Rice, beans, occasional meat and dairy.

I don't like beans too much so is there a good kind (like the healthiest/most nutrients) and a way to cook them? Is all brown rice created equal? And how would I go about making some kind of bean rice stew?

>>5170865
>coffee pot with a neck that long
why
it would be awkward as fuck trying to pour a cup without spilling it out everywhere

>>5036806
>this is how tv works, guyes

>>4139023
>genetics

i think you mean
>magic