/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10012713
You overgrown hippopotamus. You literal land whale.

How dare you speak, you sweaty cake addict. How dare you eat your family sized, bbq sauce encrusted, nacho cheese flavor hot pockets?

You are human trash, Fatty McFattyface. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your fat belly and man boobs offers no hope that you will ever see your penis again. Crawl back to the 24 hour pizza stand you just got back from, you literal pig.

I hope you decide to drive your moms car to the mall to devour a box of krispy kreme, as is in the fat persons nature. It would still be the least fattening meal you ever had. Give everyone else a chance for some food, although eating is your sole purpose of living. Fat cunts obsession with 'muh chicken' and 'muh french fires' is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution fat bastards have made to the human race. The MUH FOOD sentiment in the average fat Americunt is both an early warning sign of being bullied for being a fat cunt in children, and never having sex with a real woman in adults.

Take your fat hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about healthy food again, you mockery of our supposed ability to walk upright.. No amount of maple syrup and chocolate sauce slathered on your breakfast every morning will make you human. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of walking up a flight of stairs without stopping halfway for a heart attack.

You are like an elephant, but bigger.

You make chinese buffets go bankrupt single handedly.


Go eat a McChicken sandwich, its the best fast food sandwich. For the 37,492nd time of your life, Fatty, you are eating food made by beings vastly superior to yourself. People who can walk around a store without a motorized vehicle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a fat cunt didn't order the family meal all for himself.

Die, Fatty. No one would miss you. Except for Canadians, who now would have no one to make them look good.