/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7229383
Ok so I was like 17 or 18, at the time I drive a 76 impala and I was driving at night on a road that had a lot of forest. If you can picture a 76 impala you'd know it's a giant boat, looks pretty gangster but it doesn't do anything fast, especially stop.
So out of fucking no where there is a cute as fuck small baby deer in front of me, like Bambi. Tried to stop but ain't happening as fast as Bambi was hoping. Hit it, come to a stop and Bambi just slides on the road 10-15 ft.
Road is dead as fuck so I get out and go assess the damage, not a ding, car was like a tank, but then I see poor little Bambi, dude is rekt. Keeps twitching, trying to move but it can't, can tell is back is broken or something but this little fella is conscious and suffering.

I don't hunt, I'm not into killing stuff, if I had to for food id do it but I don't have to so whatever. I needed to finish poor Bambi off tho as quick as possible, I had nothing on me to kill it with besides some potent ass dank. I look over and see a road sign.
I pick Bambi up by his hind legs, and I do a babe Ruth with it, smacking the back of his head/neck into the metal pole hard as hell. Homerun. Surprised its head didn't fly clean off, it was dead as possible. Sat in my car for like 5 minutes stunned at what I'd just done.

I still look back on it like wtf but I'd have done it again had to end is misery asap. I guess I could have tried running over its head but fuck that.