/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10009482
Why the fuck would they have tomatoes on those burgers? To help the layers slide out from each other?

>>9576659
Not mine, but a classic for this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

Here is a list of my favorite things about this video:
1 - The title.
2 - His opening phrase, "Hello Wildcats".
3 - The way you can gently hear him breathing as he opens the can of chilli.
4 - The way he punctures the base of the chilli can after he turns it upside down to release the pressure...the tell tale signs of a man only too used to opening canned meals, for one.
5 - The way he seems incapable of looking at the camera as he speaks. I can feel his shame...and I enjoy it.
6 - The way the camera shows us a close up of the food spinning in the microwave, for ten seconds.
7 - "You gotta be careful because the cheese sauce is...really hot aaand, the chilli is...hot also"
8 - The sound of the cheese being scooped out of the jar. Almost perverse.
9 - The way he so pathetically attempts to mix the cheese sauce together with the chilli sauce. Couple o' swirls...at'll do it...
10 - His face at 02:01 as he so desperately attempts to open the bag which almost....almost, beats him.
11 - "This will run you about six bucks, but when you figure that it will feed anywhere from three to six people, it will only cost you a dollar, or two dollars per person"
12 - His sign off at the end, and his shame.

RIP sweet prince T_T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHj9SWT84dE

>>6054093

godammit steve.

The master