/ck/ - Food & Cooking

1996 is absolute kino design.

>you will never be on the couch watching Superbowl XXX, taking ice cold sips from this gloriously designed aluminum cylinder

>>16353999
>>16353857
>be me, 19, perfectly healthy no dental problems whatsoever
>go to dentist for routine checkup
>"oy vey goy, you need your wisdom teeth removed because reasons"
>well they haven't bothered me at all but since you're a doctor I'll trust your judgement.
>get teeth ripped out even though they never bothered me
>now my gums hurt when I chew things where my wisdom teeth should be

The kikes already robbed me of my foreskin, I should have known better than to trust them with my teeth, but I was just a kid led astray by retarded goyim parents, can you really blame me?

>>15454920
>a dating app for lovers of food to meet
>provides list of foods you can power rank
>3 max list of favorite foods overall
>pizza, tacos, and ice cream take over the entire app
>it's just chads and staceys fucking
>when it's not Chad and Stacey it's Fat and Spacey
>"0 matches for 'oysters' in your area"
>"nearest oyster match is 50-100 miles away"

>>14318544
how do get thigh gap?

>>12973616
coconut shavings and peanut butter, dumdum
>>12973644
>>12973716
good god I would have been fine having forgotten about this...

Favorite kinds of bread? I just made some rye bread, because I intend to make some Reubens, and I was wondering what kind of bread I should make next. I don't know much about bread.

>>12739521
I live in Arcata where a new $10 burger place and $3 taco place opens up every month. So many bums on the plaza that the cops can't ticket them away fast enough. Hole in the Wall Sandwiches is an oasis in a county-wide culinary desert. A town where the only good thing to eat is a ham and swiss on white bread.

Humboldt Creamery is still pretty based though after all the drama. Best whole milk you can get without paying $9 a gallon for Starus Farms. Cottage cheese, sour cream and everything else they make is all incredibly based. Just put some of their sour cream on my shchi and I felt the first tinge of happiness in weeks. Hang in there anon. We'll all make it out of this place.

>>12709406
She loves the shit out of you dude. Do not fuck this one up.

The meal itself looks really bad but she put all her love into it. Make sure you let her know how great it was. Don't end up like me. You do not want to see this abyss.

GOD DAMMIT, I'm so fucking hungry and lonely.

>>12501984
>like egg without the egg
https://youtu.be/9Ah4tW-k8Ao

>>12463220
ranch is a scam to trick fat fucks into thinking they're eating healthy when they turn 100 calories of veg into 1000 calories of fat and oil

>walk into the liquor store
>"pint of popov and a pack of specials, anon?

>haven't even made it through the parking lot at the bar
>walk inside and there's a draft and a shot set up for me, bartender saw me through the window

mfw

>>11913924
So do they freeze well enough? How long do they last in the fridge without freezing?

>>11836225

>>11237377
>went to school in Hong Kong
>nothing but Lipton, nescafe, and milk tea
>come to US
>only tea is pure sugar, coffee is candy
I miss it bros