/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15734999
chequed

>>12186030

>>11470596
Based and thiccpilled

>>11293410
I mean so do I but what's that have to do with food.
>pic related mfw she makes with my taint and strokes my shaft

>Early 2000s
>My small town in NorCal get's it's own In N Out
>Go with friends high as as fuck
>Order Double Double animal style, well done fries and shake
>Take first bite and patties are mushy
>Look and see that the burger is basically just seered
>Bring it up too counter and say "Too undercooked for fast food meat" and ask for a new one
>WHite trash Roastie jumps up and says

HU DUZNT LIYK WUT I MAYD?!
I EET, I EET IT RITE NOWW

>Manager tells her to be quiet
>In n Out has open Kitchen so I watch her cook new Double Double while gently dipping my fries in my shake
>She keeps talking shit the entire
>Finishes and wraps burger then slams it into her manager's hand
>He obviously drops it b/c wasnt expecting
>Fires her on the spot
>Cooks my new burger himself
>She is outside screaming to have him fight her
>Cops called
>Tasty burger enjoyed

Hurr Durr - well done meat
In N Out is "Fresh" like Wendy's is fresh. Go ask for a rare burger there and see what happens..

>lox plate starter
>meatballs for main
>pear cider to drink

Never sure what dessert to have since I'm not really into cake and that's all they seemed to have when I've been.

>that sauce they put on the cheesy gordita

>>8822942

>When the ham just falls apart in his hands.

>the one on the right

>>8325775

>w you've been vegan for 3 months and see a pic of a complete English breakfast

I asked for this.

>>6444444

>>6295168
>imagining Joey stripping out of his shirt and saying "I-I'll do it for you gyang" and slowly unzipping your pants to reveal your throbbing erection
>he looks up at you "now this is going to be my greatest challenge"
>he starts licking the tips and then fits as much of your cock into his mouth
>he starts gagging and his eyes begin to water
>he pulls it out "it's too mu- it's too thick!"
>you grab his by his mouse ears and pull him back down onto your fully engorged penis
>he moves his head faster and gets down to the base while massaging your balls
>finally you release a full stinky load in his mouth
>he swallows every last drop
>"I-It's fine because it was with you"
>with cum dripping from his mouth he looks up to your face and holds up two fingers "peace"

>>5742933
not enough 'char'

>>5110393
Oh God post more

I know what your going through, the very next day I literally pissed out my asshole. I'm guessing it was the raw hamburger I had at Ruby Tuesdays the day before.

No blood though, you should probably get that checked out.

All these fags in this thread talking about solid shits. I had the absolute worse/best diarrhea of the year. This morning I literally sat on the toilet and pissed out my ass for a good 10 min.

>mfw having dim sum in Hong Kong

First time I had it, was part of some tour evening thing with a meal on this giant floating restaurant. Then later on I totally impressed the kinda cute tour guide lady by professing my love for Drunken Master, which she happened to also love. Good times.

>>4282258

>400g butter
>4 egg yolks

>mfw mango habanero

>>4132520

dat mango habanero