/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be 13
>Family checks out burger chain joint for my birthday dinner
>Birthdays are always shit so expectations were already low
>Family stands around for 10 minutes before a waitress comes by to seat us
>Waitress walks away with drink order
>30 minutes pass and no drinks
>Some other waiter comes by asks what we ordered and gets it for us in a minutes
>Waitress comes back and apologizes. Gets food order
>10, 20, 30, 40 minutes passed
>Waiter from before delivers our food, waitress nowhere to be found
>Ordered a half-pounder, got a kids 1/8 pounder in an absolutely destroyed kids meal box
>Reorder
>10, 20, 30 minutes pass
>They come out with a full pounder
>Decide fuck it and eat the whole damn thing
>Waitress found crying in the bathroom
>Manager explains they had to do a full new hire as everyone but the waiter failed a drug test and had to be canned
>She takes care of the tab
>Go home and throw up for half an hour

>>8518000
what the fuck is that condom looking abomination of nature

>>6503545
this guy makes me cringe far more than joey...