/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19385874
>Be me, a bivalve mollusk
>Spend my life filtering nutrition out of rotten shit in mud, silt, and other pelagic substrates.
>I hardly survive at all because my food 95 percent sea water, dirt, and heavy minerals.
>My body is rife with carcinogens and parasitic organisms
>MFW some dumbass breaks open my shell, puts hot sauce on me and swallow me whole.