/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Have you ever been to a marriage, al/ck/ ? How did you survive it ?
>Be me, 23 yo
>Gave up on getting pussy, exercising, having friends and socializing in general
>Focuse only on studies and cutting my drinking until I get my shit together
>Parents still tolerates my presence more or less
>Be with them and, cousin and uncle at restaurant yesterday
>Quietly drinking my pint when successful 24 yo cousin says he as an annoucement to make
>He's getting married to his Arab gf next year
>Nearly choke on my beer
>Ask him if I'll be invited for the divorce too
>everybody laughing because they took it as a joke
>It wasn't
>nervouslaugh.gif
>Cousin tells me not to worry, there'll be alcohol
>The future bride's family will be there, half of them are jewish, half of them muslim
>Most of my humor revolves around /pol/ jokes when I'm drunk
>wellfugg dot jaypeg
What the fuck do I do, al/ck/ ? Should I invent an excuse not to go to his marriage and avoid a potential disaster, or should I go, get drunk quietly and shut the fuck up for the whole night to avoid being disowned by my whole family ?