/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>hear family getting ready to eat thanksgiving dinner
>in my room knowing half the family is here if not more
>the chads the stacys the family starters the too touchy uncles who wanna hug you and press their face against yours
>the mandatory old people you can't ignore cause they cry about it later to the other family
>the aunts you don't hardly talk to except on holidays like these
>take deep breath and go out there
>everything goes quiet
>a chuckle from a Chad Uncle Hybrid looks at you
>hey everyone look who actually stepped outside
>it's fat fuck anon haha you know I'm kidding anon
>he says as he precives to poke my stomach
>get a 2nd helping of potato's
>WOAHHH ANON, ANOTHER SCOOP? HAHA
>quietly crawl back to my room with my food not even bothering trying to get dessert
>text mom in other room to bring me pie
>door knock
>oh good my pie..
>open door
>chad uncle and the door with a small as all hell slice of pie
>your mom told me to get you some pie, don't worry I made sure not too much
>he says as he winks
>dont even eat pie
>just lay in bed waiting for everyone to leave

Fucking thanksgiving