/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Go to work, open my backpack and realize I've got 4-5 strong beers in there from some night I went out
>Boss is out of town and left me in charge of the pool I work at
>Drink all the beers where no camera can catch me
>Just finish brushing my teeth in the change rooms when some lady and her kid comes in to use the wading pool
>I'm the attendant
>mfw holding a child's life in my drunk, incapable hands