/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10607483
>be me 14 yo
>making shit tier powder from the box you get at the store brownies because I had a sweet tooth and mummy wasn't home to make me any
>mix everything together
>pour into buttered glass 16x9
>wait for the prescribed amount of time
>timer done, time to take them out
>open 350 degree oven and attempt to take out glass pan with bare hands
>grabbed with both hands at the same time so as not to drop it
>burn reflex kicks in and I drop the pan on the oven rack
>hands fling up and touch the heating element at the top of the oven
>burn backs of hands
>glass pan falls off of rack onto open oven door and shatters just above my feet
>scalding brownie and broken glass fly everywhere
>lands all on my feet
>muscle heat reflex again and fall on my ass
>landed right on bigger glass shard
>mfw had to go to the hospital that day
>mfw I had serious second degree burns on my hands and feet
>mfw I took up learning to cook real food only because I still wanted brownies but was too scared to make them from any shitty box powder again