/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How have you hurt yourself while cooking?

Got a blister yesterday from a scalding hot lentil soup splash on my hand. It's a bloated bubble now but doesn't hurt at all for some reason.

Fuck ups from the past.
>cutting vegetables or something
>cut finger
>flinch reflexively, shaking hand
>clean up and get bandaid
>months later realize blood spots all over the ceiling

Another time
>cutting jalapenos to fry with plantains
>finish up and go take a piss
>seeing fucking pain on my dick for most of the afternoon
>eventually try rubbing yogurt on my dick to ease to pain.
Not a proud day.